“Look at that. You see how it’s bleeding? I just degloved my finger. Oww! It hurts really bad, stings and burns and kinda feels cold at the same time. Oww!

I was after a rat I saw behind that grate over there and my ring got caught on the rusty metal and it pulled right off, with my fur and skin and everything. Oww! God that hurts. Look at that.

Wait, where’s my ring? Oh man, look, look over there behind the grate, the rat came back and he’s nibbling on my finger skin. Get out of here rat, go away! Hssss! Shoo!

He’s really tugging at it! He’s trying to pull it off the grate. Look at that! He’s got it! He’s running off with it now, the ring and everything!”