“‘What is this s*#t, Barry? Did you really send me a Cats the musical script? I thought I’d made it clear that I won’t accept being typecasted, and you send me a f*#king Cats script? Get the f*#k out of my face, Barry.’

That’s how I’m planning to start the conversation with my agent, Barry, when I meet him this afternoon. What do you think? Should I tone it back a bit?”