“Can you believe that a woman threw paint on me the last time I was here? I turned around and said ‘it’s all natural baby, why’d you have to go and do that?’ but she was so embarrassed when she saw my face that she ran away and I don’t even think she heard me.

I had to go straight home and Google how to get the paint out of my fur. Do you know how, by the way? Use dish soap, lots of it.

Anyway, I’m all clean now, and this time I decided to wear a fur coat on top of my fur coat. I even sandwiched in a red silk vest my late uncle gave me, and I’m looking more fabulous than ever. Life’s too short to let the haters get you down. Those are words to live by.”